If you have lots of unsightly wires from your USB goodies running around your desk and you want to tidy them up a bit Mr. P can help. Mr. P pities the fool who has wires snaking around so much that he allows you to tie him up with the wires. Mr. P’s real name is One Man Tied and he comes in white or orange. You wrap your cables around him and clip the end into his mouth. There is nothing like some bondage for your desktop to get clean up your desktop image. Pricing for One Man Tied is $12 and he is available now. However the device is currently sold out in both colors but they are taking backorders now for shipping at an unspecified later date.